fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “BACK TO SCHOOL SALE STARTS THURSDAY.”

Bottom Text: “PLEASE MURDER ME.”]

I work in art supply retail and Back to School season for us is about three months long and is our “holiday” season. We have 6 art schools within 5 blocks of our store so we are bombarded with class lists, coupons and lots of lost freshmen. Its torture. The worst part is when we run out of something basic (like white acrylic paint) and all hell breaks loose.